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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 08:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

First quantum-mechanical model of quasicrystals reveals why they exist - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No, not a chance

Then came..

Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do flat Earthers exist? Why can’t I see the Sun at night? Is it because Earth is not flat?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

No go.

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

After Game 4 low, Pacers look to 'dig in' at 2-2 - ESPN

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the best way to get revenge on people who hurt you?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?